Why Johnny Can't Write

Why Johnny Can't Writeby Mark Pennington, MAreader. Additionally, most of his writing will be
Reading Specialist and author of Teaching Essaysubject to some kind of time constraint. Johnny
Strategies ©2002 Pennington Publishinghas just not had the instruction and practice in this
"Johnny is a creative story-writer, but he can'tkind of writing. His college professors probably will
write an essay to save his life." Does this ring truenot hand him a "blue book," tell him to write a
for your child or student?story of his own choice, and then turn it in after
Johnny has had some good writing instruction. Hemultiple revisions when his final draft has been
can recite the steps of The Writing Process frompublished and properly illustrated.
the posters he has seen in every classroomStudents need to learn how to write structured
throughout his elementary school years. Heessays designed to inform and convince their
knows all about Writers Workshop. He wouldteachers and professors. But how do you
know what to expect if the teacher had writtentransform a creative, non-linear thinker like Johnny
"Writers Conferences" or "Response Groups" oninto an organized and persuasive writer? Take the
the white board as parts of her daily lesson plans.mystery out of essays by replacing the confusing
Johnny's writing portfolio is chalk full of fancifulterminology of thesis statements, topic
stories and writing pieces in the sensorysentences, concrete details, and commentary with
descriptive or imaginative/narrative writingsimple numerical values that reflect the hierarchy
domains. He has been encouraged to unleash hisof effective essay structure.
creative mind-although that story that he wroteFor example, assign a "1" to introductory
last year about the student boycott of thestrategies, a "2" to the thesis statement, a "3" to
cafeteria may have been a bit too creative forthe topic sentence, a "4" to the concrete detail, a
the principal's tastes."5" to the commentary, and a "6" to the
However, if you give Johnny a writing prompt,conclusion strategies. Telling a student that a "5" is
asking him to "Compare and contrast the culturalneeded to support a "4," which supports a "3" is
roles of women in Athens and Sparta," sixthmuch more intuitive-and students get it!
grade writing paralysis would surely set in. OrTeach structural variety by having students write
worse yet, Johnny might begin his essay with3-4-5-4-5 paragraphs and revise with
"Once upon a time in a far-away land called3-4-5-5-4-5-5 paragraphs. Have students analyze
Greece, two young women from Athens andtext structure by numerically coding their science
Sparta…" His difficulties would, no doubt,book or a newspaper editorial. Use this approach
increase if this were a timed assessment.to develop sequenced writing skills, incorporating
Unfortunately, most of the writing that Johnny willdifferent grammatical structures and sentence
need to complete throughout his academic andstructure. Teaching Essay Strategies ©2002
work careers will not take advantage of hisPennington Publishing provides a systematic
story-writing experience. Instead, most of whatprogram of essay skills instruction. Need more
Johnny will be required to compose will be someideas?
form of writing that informs or convinces his